tonight I took back to back tequila shots in between margaritas by a bonfire and watched the macarena music video while eating nachos and cupcakes so just for future reference that is my ideal friday night
My most sexy quality is my mysteriousness. I’m very mysterious. So mysterious I don’t even know what I’m feeling to an almost emotionally crippling degree. Sooo sexy.
I just posted on yik yak. Please take away my iPhone privileges.
Oh my god the bling ring is so painful but Emma Watson’s performance was oscar worthy